DOA: Dead or Alive Plot Summary: DOA is a martial arts tournament where the world's best fighters participate in a contest, where combatants faces each other on a mysterious island, where the loser who gets knocked-out will be forced to leave the island and return home. And the winner will be moved on the next match. Three female fighters are chosen to take part in DOA: Christie Allen, a sexy jewel thief, Tina Armstrong, a tough-as-nails pro-wrestler and Kasumi, a Ninja princess. Once arriving on the island after jumping out of their airplane with parachutes, Christie, Tina and Kasumi finds they aren't just fighting for the championship, they find themselves up against Tornament master Donovan, the previous tournament master's teenage daughter Helena Douglas is also taking part in DOA to honor her father's legacy, Kasumi has left her kingdom to find what happened to her brother who mysteriously disappeared at the tournament a year ago, Tina is taking part to prove she isn't a fake and Christie and her lover Maximillian Marsh bid to break into a vault on the island. But Donovan has his own agenda and has other plans for the female fighters. Things to Note: Eric Roberts of "Wolves of Wall Street" fame is featured.
Skatetown USA Plot Summary: Clashing roller skate gangs, disco, and rock n roll. Things to Note: Patrick the Swayze, Scott Baio, and Marcia Brady are featured.
Thunderpants Plot Summary: An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row, before it helps him to fulfill his ambition of becoming an astronaut. Things to Note: Ron Weasley is featured.
Elves Plot Summary: An elf bred by the Nazis must mate with a blonde virgin in order to produce more evil elves. Things to Note: From this movie we will learn that the Dewey Decimal for occult books is 666. Starring Grizzly Adams.
Ghosts Can't Do It Plot Summary: Scott and Kate are married and so in love with each other. Scott is over 60 years old, while Kate is at least thirty years younger. When Scott dies, his soul cannot get peace and he becomes a ghost who only Kate can see and talk to. Scott wants to return to life, and he and Kate make up a plan to let a young man drown so that Scott can take over his body. Things to Note: Bo Derek & Julie Newmar are featured.
The Roller Blade Seven Plot Summary: In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission Things to Note: Famous people's relatives (Frank Stallone, Joe Estevez) are featured.
Kickin It Old Skool Plot Summary: A young breakdancer hits his head during a talent show and slips into a coma for twenty years. Waking up in 2006, he looks to revive his and his team's career with the help of his girlfriend and his parents. Things to Note: Christopher McDonald, Jamie Kennedy, Maria Menounos, and Michael Rosebaum (Lex Luthor from Smallville & Adam/Adina from Sorority Boys) are featured.
Beastly Boyz Plot Summary: A young man avenges the death of his twin sister by a group of violent young men at a secluded sports camp. Things to Note: David DeCoteau.
Movie Number 9 Due to scheduling difficulties, the intended 9th movie, "A Nymphoid Barbarian from Dinosaur Hell," will not be with us. Thus, we have three likely options for our 9th choice: The Day Time Ended: Aliens visit the solar-powered house of a middle-class family, and the house is suddenly sucked into a time warp that takes it back to prehistoric times. Pterodactyl Woman from Beverly Hills: Pixie is cursed with turning into a Pterodactyl when her husband is caught messing with bones on an ancient burial ground. Her husband, children, friends, and neighbours must come to terms with Pixie's new "look". Her only chance to return to her normal state is to find the shaman who inflicted the curse on her. Trog: Anthropologist Dr. Brockton (Joan Crawford) unearths a troglodyte (an Ice Age 'missing link" half-caveman, half-ape) and manages to domesticate him - until he's let loose by an irate land developer (Michael Gough) to go on a rampage and kidnap a little girl.
Ever had the desire to watch a really bad movie? A really really bad movie? We have been collecting lists of bad movies for years, and now we present that list to you. We promise we have at least tried to watch each of the movies listed here. We can't say that we recommend any of them, however.
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DOA: Dead or Alive
Plot Summary: DOA is a martial arts tournament where the world's best fighters participate in a contest, where combatants faces each other on a mysterious island, where the loser who gets knocked-out will be forced to leave the island and return home. And the winner will be moved on the next match. Three female fighters are chosen to take part in DOA: Christie Allen, a sexy jewel thief, Tina Armstrong, a tough-as-nails pro-wrestler and Kasumi, a Ninja princess. Once arriving on the island after jumping out of their airplane with parachutes, Christie, Tina and Kasumi finds they aren't just fighting for the championship, they find themselves up against Tornament master Donovan, the previous tournament master's teenage daughter Helena Douglas is also taking part in DOA to honor her father's legacy, Kasumi has left her kingdom to find what happened to her brother who mysteriously disappeared at the tournament a year ago, Tina is taking part to prove she isn't a fake and Christie and her lover Maximillian Marsh bid to break into a vault on the island. But Donovan has his own agenda and has other plans for the female fighters.
Things to Note: Eric Roberts of "Wolves of Wall Street" fame is featured.
Skatetown USA
Plot Summary: Clashing roller skate gangs, disco, and rock n roll.
Things to Note: Patrick the Swayze, Scott Baio, and Marcia Brady are featured.
Thunderpants
Plot Summary: An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row, before it helps him to fulfill his ambition of becoming an astronaut.
Things to Note: Ron Weasley is featured.
Elves
Plot Summary: An elf bred by the Nazis must mate with a blonde virgin in order to produce more evil elves.
Things to Note: From this movie we will learn that the Dewey Decimal for occult books is 666. Starring Grizzly Adams.
Ghosts Can't Do It
Plot Summary: Scott and Kate are married and so in love with each other. Scott is over 60 years old, while Kate is at least thirty years younger. When Scott dies, his soul cannot get peace and he becomes a ghost who only Kate can see and talk to. Scott wants to return to life, and he and Kate make up a plan to let a young man drown so that Scott can take over his body.
Things to Note: Bo Derek & Julie Newmar are featured.
The Roller Blade Seven
Plot Summary: In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission
Things to Note: Famous people's relatives (Frank Stallone, Joe Estevez) are featured.
Kickin It Old Skool
Plot Summary: A young breakdancer hits his head during a talent show and slips into a coma for twenty years. Waking up in 2006, he looks to revive his and his team's career with the help of his girlfriend and his parents.
Things to Note: Christopher McDonald, Jamie Kennedy, Maria Menounos, and Michael Rosebaum (Lex Luthor from Smallville & Adam/Adina from Sorority Boys) are featured.
Beastly Boyz
Plot Summary: A young man avenges the death of his twin sister by a group of violent young men at a secluded sports camp.
Things to Note: David DeCoteau.
Movie Number 9
Due to scheduling difficulties, the intended 9th movie, "A Nymphoid Barbarian from Dinosaur Hell," will not be with us. Thus, we have three likely options for our 9th choice:
The Day Time Ended: Aliens visit the solar-powered house of a middle-class family, and the house is suddenly sucked into a time warp that takes it back to prehistoric times.
Pterodactyl Woman from Beverly Hills: Pixie is cursed with turning into a Pterodactyl when her husband is caught messing with bones on an ancient burial ground. Her husband, children, friends, and neighbours must come to terms with Pixie's new "look". Her only chance to return to her normal state is to find the shaman who inflicted the curse on her.
Trog: Anthropologist Dr. Brockton (Joan Crawford) unearths a troglodyte (an Ice Age 'missing link" half-caveman, half-ape) and manages to domesticate him - until he's let loose by an irate land developer (Michael Gough) to go on a rampage and kidnap a little girl.
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