Friday, February 1, 2008

Where Idiocy Meets Intellect: Bad Movie Haiku

DOA: Dead or Alive
Oh, Eric Roberts.
They're sunglasses sans teamwork.
Is that a Sandals?

Ghosts Can't Do It
Real men don't eat quiche:
They're ethereal cockblocks.
What is with the hats?

Thunderpants
Dangerous farting
Harry Potter boys gone wrong
Paul Giamatti?

The Day Time Ended
A green pyramid
Plus a dancing alien?
Time for a Boone's taste test.

Kickin' It Old Skool
Don't Hassel the Hoff
More balls? Don't you just get two?
Put the sexy back.

Skatetown, U.S.A.
Before the pregnant
Scott Baio was skating with
The West Side Wheelers.

Final Destination 3
Watch out for the horse!
Inappropriate music.
Oh, who cares? Just die.

Bring It On: In It To Win It
She'll do stick duty.
Like I give a flying tuck:
It's a cheer rumble!

Beastly Boyz, Part I
There will be more words
in this haiku than in the
entire movie.

Beastly Boyz, Part II
Is mourning a sport?
DD took us to the edge . . .
of his boxer briefs.

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